• bearymomma1 Gourmet porridge. From scratch. With vanilla and chocolate chips. @marthastewart #kma!
  • whosyourdaddyteddy Wife @bearymomma1 Gourmet porridge. From scratch. With vanilla and chocolate chips. @marthastewart #kma!
  • whosyourdaddyteddy Spoke too soon. Breakfast served. Smell = #nom, temp = Chernobyl.
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  • bearymomma1 #quityabitchin Morning forest walk? Any takers?
  • whosyourdaddyteddy @bearymomma1 Got pram?
  • bearymomma1 @whosyourdaddyteddy Got shoulders?
  • innuendo_machine RT @bearymomma1 @whosyourdaddyteddy Got shoulders?
  • lil_bare_i_am Forest with p/units. #afk
  • lillybear @lil_bare_i_am ha. txtme bk whn u /afk!
  • goldilox “The Bears”. House signs in Comic Sans?? typefacefail.
  • the_font_five_oh@goldilox “The Bears”. House signs in Comic Sans?? typefacefail.
  • goldilox cabin? door? unlocked? #sniffsniffsniff vanilla? #mmm bowls labeled? wtf??
  • goldilox bowl==”papa” : lip==ow. hot. #firetruckformymouth
  • goldilox papaya juice! #woot
  • 42wayz2live Papaya is the deeper meaning of life. RT @goldilox papaya juice! #woot
  • goldilox bowl==”Goddess Mother” : stomach==teh brrrrrrrrr!!!!!1111
  • goldilox third bowl. #mmm. stick finger inside. nice. handwashing? #meh. #indoorplumbingisso20thcentury.
  • goldilox survey: to eat or not to eat #tweetmyhamlet
  • bardster Puns are the lowest form of humor. Please rephrase in the form of a question. RT @goldilox survey: to eat or not to eat #tweetmyhamlet
  • goldilox fuck it. #nomnomnom
  • cookiemonster tru luv! RT @goldilox fuck it. #nomnomnom
  • goldilox #mmmmmmmmmmmmm @emeril==@bearymomma1
  • goldilox *zzz* company?
  • goldilox separate beds? wtf??
  • goldilox mamabed==door && papabed==feathers #sleepfail
  • goldilox tinybed. nice. v.nice. v.v.nice. *zonk*. #wakemewhenitsover
  • whosyourdaddyteddy Some porridge has disappeared. #beaverinfestation?
  • bearymomma1 Hmmmmmm. Spoon in bowl. Two less chocolate chips. Curiosity abounds.
  • nomorekitteh Curiosity killed the lolcats. @bearymomma1 Hmmmmmm. Spoon in bowl. Two less chocolate chips. Curiosity abounds.
  • lil_bare_i_am /porridge. wtf??
  • whosyourdaddyteddy Bed unmade. ??wife??
  • bearymomma1 Someone’s been sleeping in my bed. Not me. #goodgirlsdontsleep
  • lil_bare_i_am bed==full. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
  • gotlaide2day congratz! RT @lil_bare_i_am bed==full. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
  • goldilox #fivemoreminutesmom
  • goldilox bear. scream. run. runsomemore. rungoldirunlikethewind. #fml
  • moralzwiki breakingandentering + bear + homeinvasiongonewrong = porridgefail.