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#word #Meaningless object existing in #imaginary #worlds and reproduced using #light. Often rumored to have medicinal qualities and used in the treatment of mental illness; may cause #random and sudden #happiness, #sadness, #love, and #hate, when used in combination. Human’s most dangerous weapon. No cure known to date.

#country – An #imaginary place where randomly drawn lines give rise to inexplicable heights of human #emotion and war.

#cat – Animal #evolved to repurpose the #internet as its personal domain and to produce generations of brainwashed followers.

#religion #Traditional #mind #control exercise where subject and practitioner are interchangeable and music frequently results if lightning is not present.

#speech – Ancient communication device no longer in popular use. For replacement terminology, see #texting.

#tradition – An excuse for #evil without intent and intent with a takeaway carton of #evil on the side.

#texting #Fingered mobiles strip #emotional content from thoughts whose content is solely #emotional and attempt to communicate meaningless messages in an attempt to #confuse the recipient, who responds in kind, creating a #symbiotic relationship with circular overtones.

#moist – Feared for its #sexual content more than rain is for its detrimental effects on #picnics yet #delicious enough for popularity both inside and out.

#underwear – Device #redesigned to be shown in public while giving the appearance of attempting to be unseen, varieties differ by physical traits of user, #male option typically tending toward being large and, predominantly in certain #cultures and by people of a young disposition, highly visible, while #female option tending toward a reduction of material to the point of almost absence but clear visibility for many users, especially at the small of the back. Use #optional.

#dog #Internet rival to #cat, a wolf evolved to be #emotional crutch for humans more potent than dependance on street #drugs, effects purely #placebo, always taken externally. Tends to have as byproduct undefined quantities of hair dispossessed of the animal. The #definition of #selfless #love.

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