over the rainbow

somewhere, over the #rainbow, they tell me the bluebirds fly. curious, that, as they can’t even see the #rainbow from where they are. but true it may be. i saw a #rainbow this #morning and over it were these unmistakable birdlike forms. wait. those were airplanes. at least they were blue. i guess you can’t have it all. makes the song seem a little less romantic but definitely a lot more practical. under the #rainbow and those planes may have had a bit of a rough ride and an ocean landing, i expect.

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#undefined alpha

#word #Meaningless object existing in #imaginary #worlds and reproduced using #light. Often rumored to have medicinal qualities and used in the treatment of mental illness; may cause #random and sudden #happiness, #sadness, #love, and #hate, when used in combination. Human’s most dangerous weapon. No cure known to date.

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scotland the… brave?

right, so i’m not exactly the most prodemocratic of thinkers at the best of times but i am constantly asked about the possibility of scotland’s independence from the union. here are the three answers that i should give you if you have time…

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self under glass

self under glass.

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scratches of unconfessed.

 

I[i], as is distinctly outside the realm of my typical style, write this document distinctly as the first-person subject. This curious use of the perpendicular pronoun is a mirror, placed near, if not against, the topic. Autobiography is, perhaps, the most complex form of fiction writing. Objectivity[ii] is the writer’s autopilot, subjectivity[iii], his textual intercourse[iv] with a high-maintenance muse.

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meaning as use(less)?

meaning as use(less)?

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how to use wittgenstein.

 

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simply speaking

simply speaking.

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meaning as use(less)?

 

Abstract

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chicken little

 

  • minirooster Forests = teh fun.
  • minirooster OWWWW! #fml
  • minirooster Forests = teh suck.
  • minirooster #theksyisfalling!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
  • devils_advocate_69 Take an English course, why don’t you? RT @minirooster #theksyisfalling!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
  • minirooster oops. belay that order. RT @devils_advocate_69 Take an English course, why don’t you? RT @minirooster #theksyisfalling!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
  • minirooster #theskyisfalling. better?
  • minirooster @devils_advocate_69 b3c4us3 t3h j00 sux0rz
  • minirooster nvm. Acorn.
  • chick_wit_feathers ROTFL!!! RT @minirooster nvm. Acorn.
  • minirooster @chick_wit_feathers teh interwebz know !l33t. i == lifen00b.
  • minirooster Acorns are metal, right?
  • beatboxintheforestboi RT @minirooster Acorns are metal, right?
  • chick_wit_feathers @minirooster Metal != tree. WTF??
  • minirooster @chick_wit_feathers Sure?
  • chick_wit_feathers @minirooster p07|-|34d! #420
  • minirooster @chick_wit_feathers Seriously!
  • minirooster Metal acorns. Cyrillic writing on. Little help?
  • chick_wit_feathers @minirooster #theskyisfalling?
  • minirooster RT @chick_wit_feathers @minirooster #theskyisfalling?
  • minirooster #the_russians_are_coming!!!!!11111111!!!11
  • foxnews RT @minirooster #the_russians_are_coming!!!!!11111111!!!11
  • foxnews @minirooster plz confirm.
  • minirooster @foxnews Metal acorn fell from sky with Russian writing on. Investigative journalist welcome?
  • foxnews @minirooster no need. research is for teh #bbc.
  • expat1066 RT @foxnews @minirooster no need. research is for teh #bbc.
  • foxnews NATIONAL: Russian Attack Imminent, Poultry First Target http://bit.ly/x8QkU
  • minirooster #woot #foxnews
  • minirooster Russians. Sky falling. #fml
  • minirooster #introspectivemoment
  • chick_wit_feathers @minirooster #foxnews???
  • minirooster Wait. I’m a rooster. I hate foxes. Just saying.
  • l337_chix0r @minirooster @ chick_wit_feathers txt me *facepalm* forest = teh lost.
  • chick_wit_feathers @l337_chix0r Behind you. Ha.
  • l337_chix0r @chick_wit_feathers /funny.
  • minirooster @l337_chix0r Hlp!! #russianspaceweaponswilleatyoursoul
  • l337_chix0r @chick_wit_feathers @minirooster = p07|-|34d
  • chick_wit_feathers @l337_chix0r true. srsly tho @minirooster = teh rght
  • l337_chix0r @chick_wit_feathers n/s?
  • chick_wit_feathers @l337_chix0r acorn + metal + russian + sky + @foxnews + (@minirooster = sober) + #sawtheacornmyselfdamnit
  • l337_chix0r @cnn_contribute hllllllllllp! RT @minirooster @l337_chix0r Hlp!! #russianspaceweaponswilleatyoursoul
  • cnn_contribute @l337_chix0r DOES NOT COMPUTE. #obama #mccain
  • l337_chix0r @cnn_contribute #obama #mccain?? nvm.
  • expat1066 RT @l337_chix0r @cnn_contribute #obama #mccain?? nvm.
  • l337_chix0r @cnn_contribute Secret space program. Russians. Reds, damnit. Warn pplz!
  • cnn_contribute @l337_chix0r Scooped by @foxnews. No story. You suck. Play again.
  • foxnews NATIONAL: Secret Soviet Space Program Lives Again http://bit.ly/IpyhT
  • minirooster @interwebzchiq Forget #swineflu. #madwarningskillz?
  • interwebzchiq @minirooster u=crzy. RT @baikonurcosmodrome Космос-2474 списанных сегодня. Остерегайтесь мелких частиц космического мусора.
  • minirooster @interwebzchiq wtf???
  • interwebzchiq @minirooster it’s a dead satellite dumbass
  • minirooster #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml
  • foxnews NATIONAL: Soviets Deny Attack, Florida Evacuates Major Cities Anyway http://bit.ly/36as19
  • interwebzchiq i <3 @minirooster RT @minirooster #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml
  • minirooster @foxnews STOP!!!!!!!
  • foxnews @minirooster ha.
  • minirooster just evacuated florida. i = douchebag.
  • interwebzchiq oops RT @minirooster just evacuated florida. i = douchebag.
  • minirooster kmn. plz kmn.
  • moralzwiki @minirooster “don’t be chicken” or “don’t watch the news”?
  • minirooster @moralzwiki all of the above.

writing one-oh-one

we’re going to start with an exercise. i want you to get a clock with a second-hand. a watch is fine. a stopwatch is better. a computer is decidedly ok. but what you need to be able to do is know when minutes are over.

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